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Funny Sobernny Sober Quotes & Sayings
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If then we have angels, let us be sober, as though we were in the presence of tutors; for there is a demon present also.
John Chrysostom
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Officer, I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober...
Unknown
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Revolutions are the produce of passion, not of sober and tranquil reason.
William Godwin
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Money flowing never sober smoking til I got concussions no discussions.
Wiz Khalifa
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The government should not be guided by Temporary Excitement, but by Sober Second Thought.
Martin Van Buren
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I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.
Irwin Shaw
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Hung ova, stoned sober my last guy crashed and burned so game over.
Twiztid
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When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton
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I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree.
Charlie Sheen
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So I kind of lost track for a while, then I came back, I pulled myself together and I decided when I was 15 that I'm going to get sober and I'm going to become an actress.
Noomi Rapace
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Sorry I'm spaced out right now, functioning sober isn't exactly my speciality, I wish my mouth worked as well as my fingers.
Danny Worsnop
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However, anyone to whom this happens should not leave his room upon awakening, should speak to no-one, but remain alone and sober until everything comes back to him, and he recalls the dream.
Paracelsus
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Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third.
Malcolm Lowry
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Be sober,be vigilant. The Devil is poised to pounce, and would like nothing better than to catch you napping.Keep your guard up. -1Peter 5:8
Bible
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The first time I played sober was because I just forgot to drink. 'Damn' I thought...'I'm playing better.'
James Hetfield
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And now I'm right back where I started. Sober and miserable.
Alyson Noel
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'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
Gilbert K Chesterton
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Dress hanging off your shoulder, barely sober, telling me how you moving away and starting over.
Drake
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The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones.
Talib Kweli
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