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Funny Stautus To Put On F Quotes & Sayings
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!
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Put off your imagination, as you put off your overcoat, when you enter the laboratory. Put it on again, as you put on your overcoat, when you leave.
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I always buy the smaller turkeys. On the pre-baste put pats of butter on the meat under the skin, put the skin back on, put a bunch of seasoning on the top, call it a day, put it in the oven. With a 10-12 pound turkey you are done in a couple of hours.
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Whenever I get sad I just imagine a T-Rex trying to put a hat on.
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If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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When I put on my coat to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!
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If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.
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God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.
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A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
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Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "DYING" at the end of this word.
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It's funny how guys treat you like a princess when they're chasing after you, But when they get you they don't put as much effort anymore.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I might as well put all my killers in YSL. Put my voice on this microphone, put you pu... ni...s through hell.
Kendrick Lamar
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I put the weight on after we were together. I put on about 20 pounds when we got married, and people were flipping their lids. And then I put on more after that, and I've gone up and down since then.
Delta Burke
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Come and put your name on it . Put your name on it. Come and put your name on it. Your name, bet you wanna put your name on it.
Rihanna
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If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
Jimmy Reed
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