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That awkward moment when a black kid asks you to pass the skin colored crayon.
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A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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