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Funny Stuff On Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
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That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don't know which seat to take.
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I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
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When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits so when you add someone it'll say 'You are now friends with benefits!'
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.
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Rick Ross shirts be looking like a sheet from a King size bed!
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I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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Whoever said white men can't jump has clearly never played Temple Run.
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I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED.
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Call me Spider-man because I'm in love with Mary Jane.
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