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Funny Teacher Birth Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Teacher Birth" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
Nightwish
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When I was born I was so shock I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
John Parrott
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Birth is the scariest event of most peoples' lives. You have to feel safe enough in your own mind before you can remember your own birth.
Leonard Orr
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
Unknown
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Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous- to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.
Thomas Mann
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I got my passport aplications sent back. Apparantly then question place of birth? Between my mother's legs isn't acceptable.
Unknown
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
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I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Trillin
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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I love that kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.
Unknown
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There are many teachers who could ruin you. Before you know it you could be a pale copy of this teacher or that teacher. You have to evolve on your own.
Berenice Abbott
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Like how do you kindly tell a teacher, without being mean, 'you're such a bad teacher, it would benefit you if you stopped teaching'
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If I was a teacher I would give a scantron test with all the answers being A...just to sike the kids out.
Unknown
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A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Henry Adams
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The teacher is the one who gets the most out of the lessons, and the true teacher is the learner.
Elbert Hubbard
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A teacher who is not dogmatic is simply a teacher who is not teaching.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course.
Unknown
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