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Funny Teacher Birth Quotes & Sayings
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The commonest objection to birth control is that it is against nature.
Bertrand Russell
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The average teacher explains complexity; the gifted teacher reveals simplicity.
Robert Brault
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If you improve a teacher's self-esteem, confidence, communication skills or stress levels, you improve that teacher's overall effectiveness across the curriculum.
Elaine MacDonald
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It would be great if Madonna had a cameo she would be amazing! I think she could be the health teacher or something. Maybe the s..-education teacher! Im always saying Justin Timberlake would be great too.
Lea Michele
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Life is a great teacher to those who believe that they are still learners.
Ahmed Mayouf
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What is it in you that brings you to a spiritual teacher in the first place? It's not the spirit in you, since that is already enlightened, and has no need to seek. No, it is the ego in you that brings you to a teacher.
Ken Wilber
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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
Unknown
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Experience isn't the nicest teacher you'll meet but it is one of the teachers who's lessons will always be with you.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Benevolence alone will not make a teacher, nor will learning alone do it. The gift of teaching is a peculiar talent, and implies a need and a craving in the teacher himself.
John Jay Chapman
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I'd never been a teacher before, and here I was starting my first day with these eager students. There was a shortage of teachers, and they had been without a math teacher for six months. They were so excited to learn math.
Andrew Shue
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35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde
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The Sunday School teacher talked too much in the way our grade school teacher used to when she told us about George Washington. Pleasant, pretty stories, but not true.
Frances Farmer
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I worked with the March of Dimes to enact legislation for a national birth defects prevention program to provide surveillance, research and preventive services aimed at reducing the rate of birth defects.
Solomon Ortiz
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For birth control, I rely on my personality
Milt Abel
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Joan Rivers
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The birth of success is always associated with the birth of a goal...
Hermann J Steinherr
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A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
Melchor Lim
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The role of the teacher remains the highest calling of a free people. To the teacher, America entrusts her most precious resource, her children; and asks that they be prepared... to face the rigors of individual participation in a democratic society.
Shirley Hufstedler
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There is no teacher, living or past, who can give us the actual understanding of Truth. A teacher can only put our feet upon the path and point the way. That is all. It is wholly dependent on the individual to make his way to Truth.
Paul Twitchell
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