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Funny Teen Pregnancy Quotes & Sayings
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Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "ME" and "Ugly" starts with "U".
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That awkward moment when your friend is friends with the person you hate.
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I want to be pregnant by the time Im 30, hopefully.
Kim Kardashian
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Pregnancy used to be a life changing experience, now it's just like 'oh, she's pregnant too?'
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I feel blessed to be having a really easy pregnancy.
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Nora Ephron
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You're 12, you smoke, you do drugs, you're pregnant and you're known for all the wrong reasons...
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Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Queen Victoria
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I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child.
Carol Alt
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The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby.
Ann Romney
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They say money can't buy happiness but you can buy pizza, cake, candy and Netflix, so they're lying.
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When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape.
Charisma Carpenter
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There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
Honore De Balzac
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be.
Christie Brinkley
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Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
Natasha Hamilton
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My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.
Melissa McCarthy
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