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Funny Teenage Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.
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I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent...
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There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
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I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
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I lose all respect for myself when I bite my own tongue. I've been chewing for decades, how did I manage to f*ck that up?
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.
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What is teenage love? It's staying up late for each other and barely staying wake in class the next day. It's passing each other between classes and stopping to say Hi, but ending up running to your next class right before the bell rings. It's going to the mall, wandering around hand in hand, with a silence that's comfortable. It's watching a movie in the theaters with his arm slowly creeping onto your shoulders, and you resting your head in his arms. It's walking around at night, for no reason at all; his chest, her head, looking at the stars. It's uncertainty of how long it will last, a risk you are both willing to take, even if it means you'll have a broken heart. It's not true love, not like, nor lust, nor infatuation. It's teenage love, here to stay, here to play with our hearts and never go away.
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That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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Everyones middle name should be, motherfu..in...try it. Doesn't it sound so great?
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
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