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Funny That Make His Day Quotes & Sayings
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You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave all your MONEY behind.
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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Dont count every hour in the day, make every hour in the day count.
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You make me laugh when I want to cry, Make me live when I want to die, Make me smile when I want to frown, You turn my life upside down. Believe in me when no one else does You're my now, my is, my was. When you call my name I begin to blush, I'm afraid people notice I need you so much. When I'm with you time flies by fast. It's like the present is the past. I need you more than you can believe, Love you more than you can conceive. Think about you every night and day And hope my life can stay this way I don't want it to be any other way.
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I was a broke student whose car broke down every day who could barely afford to eat and was trying to make money for tuition and, therefore, was doing the odd commercial here and there. So, now I just try very hard to keep my feet planted on the ground. I keep reminding myself that any day now I could go back to that broken-down car and my university life.
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Be yourself. Be courageous and bold. Strive to make every moment beautiful to make your day meaningful.
Anil Sinha
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I was going to make movies. I was the one in the family who was always rolling the video camera, making movies of my brothers around town, and then screening them for my parents. I still would love to make movies someday...that's something that really means a lot to me, and I know I'll have the chance to do it one day.
Joe Jonas
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Johnny was great in the studio; he was there to make the music that he wanted to make. We lived right beside each other and had a rehearsal studio that was just ours, with nobody else using it, it was part of Johnny's house, so we could rehearse every day.
Rick Derringer
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To all the unselfish moms out there who traded eyeliner for dark circles, salon haircuts for ponytails, long baths for quick showers, late nights for early mornings, designer bags for diaper bags, and wouldn't change a thing. Happy Mothers Day!
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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Feel better so I can guiltlessly make fun of you again
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He would make a lovely corpse.
Charles Dickens
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They should make Mondays illegal.
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
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Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
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It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Helen Rowland
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A mother's love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, it never fails or falters, even though the heart is breaking.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant!
Robert Louis Stevenson
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This holiday has made me acutely aware I've never knowingly spoken to a French person.
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