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Funny That Make His Day Quotes & Sayings
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
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My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Let's make this a special Father's Day by getting together to violently root against the Miami Heat.
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I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual.
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Don't let the fact that Obama became president without having a father in his life make you feel unimportant this Father's Day.
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
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A new day signifies a new begining; don't sit there and let that opportunity pass you by. Accept the each new day and make it better than yesterday. Because yesterday doesn't matter as much as today does. Focus on the day ahead and make it a day to remember not a day to regret.
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
Ritu Ghatourey
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I can always count on my dog to make me feel better about a bad hair day.
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One day, Im gonna make the onions cry...
Tanya Bianco
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If there was only one day allowed for someone to be recognized then that day would have to be set aside for Mothers Day for all the WONDERFUL women out there who so deservedly need to be recognized and not just on Mothers Day....EVERYDAY for the all they do day in and day out to make their families lives much easier and happier. All need to appreciate their mothers and show that appreciation now while they're here because when they're gone they're gone.
Danny Santagato
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We should take advantage of His faithfulness and make every day a fresh start. Resolve to make each day the beginning of a new year, a new morning, a new adventure. He wipes the slate clean and goes back to zero so we can be filled up again with His spirit and give it out all day long. Enjoy the blessings of a new year, in Christ, one day at a time!
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
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