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Funny Theft Jok Quotes & Sayings
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A thief believes everybody steals.
Edgar Watson Howe
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You're as useless as a red light in Grand Theft Auto.
Unknown
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Identity theft is one of the fastest-growing crimes in the nation - especially in the suburbs.
Melissa Bean
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How you try stealing a free sample in the mall food court when the dude was looking!?
Unknown
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The name of eform simply covers what is latently a process of the theft of the national heritage.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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If you are looking for a producer, try to contact established producers. Don't let the fear of theft paralyze you, or you will never get anywhere with it.
Penelope Spheeris
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I wish to note that intellectual property theft by a government represents the very essence of organized crime.
Howard Berman
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It's not apathy. It's opposition to evil. It's standing up for my morals. I don't believe in murder, theft, controlling people.
Unknown
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As problems like identity theft become more prevalent, now more than ever, Americans need to take their financial health seriously - and this information is of the utmost importance.
Ruben Hinojosa
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I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
Joe Garagiola
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...., mutilation, abuse, and theft are the natural outcome of a world in which force rules, in which human beings are objects.
Chris Hedges
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A generation raised on Google and 'cut and paste' homework. And were surprised when someone 'steals' a tweet?
Nikhil Saluja
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.
Dwight D Eisenhower
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Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.
Imelda Marcos
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Set a thief to catch a thief
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As part of my efforts to fight identity theft, I worked with my colleagues on the Financial Services Committee to strengthen consumer protection with a reasonable notification requirement.
Melissa Bean
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Were your parents thieves? Because they stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Unknown
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I don't hate anybody. The Winklevi aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. They're suing me because for the first time in their lives things didn't work out they way it was supposed to for them.
Mark Zuckerberg
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