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Funny Things Blonde Says Quotes & Sayings
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I felt different born into a family with two sisters who are blonde and blue-eyed, with me being the only brunette.
Famke Janssen
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Yeah. Well. Blonde hair might work on the men, but you ain't shifting me, Lady.
Donna Noble
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I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.
Joe Pesci
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I was traveling on our tour bus through Europe and I was thinking I want to have long blonde hair.
Nina Hagen
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As a brunette, I had previously been this serious actress. Then I became a blonde and got to play a completely different, comic role.
Loni Anderson
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I'm very self-conscious having my picture taken, so I clown around. My driver's license photo looks like a blonde Elvis.
Emily Procter
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If anyone finds a little blonde hairless chihuahua in the woodland hills, calabasas area PLEASE let me know.
Kendall Jenner
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.
Jean-Paul Malfatti
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
Colin Quinn
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I don't get jobs in films by auditioning. I'm not blonde. You can't place me in movies the way you can with certain actors. It's very difficult for my agents.
Sandra Oh
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You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.
Judy Holliday
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Hey Rosalie, wanna know how to drown a blonde? You glue a mirror the the bottom of a pool.
Jacob Black
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I finally realized the happy medium, 'honey blonde' was the correct color and line for me.
Ann Sothern
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Being a Southern person and a blonde, it's not a good combination. Immediately, when people meet you, they think of you as not being smart.
Reese Witherspoon
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There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.
Paris Hilton
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I try to bring my mascara everywhere because I'm a blonde and you know blondes have really light eyelashes, you always wanna put more and more on 'til they look like spiders, that's just what I do.
Julianne Hough
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