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Funny Things Blonde Says Quotes & Sayings
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If we were in a scary movie, you'd be the one to die first. The dumb blonde is always first.
Unknown
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I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it.
Kristen Bell
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You know, just because you're a blonde type doesn't mean you can't suddenly do serious parts.
Cleo Moore
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I didn't care cause I loved her long blonde hair
McFly
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It's a great day to be a blonde.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.
Saul Bellow
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I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
Katie Holmes
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There's only one sort of natural blonde on earth - albinos.
Marilyn Monroe
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It's great being blonde - with such low expectations it's easy to impress.
Pamela Anderson
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I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.
Jessica Simpson
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
Otis Criblecoblis
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Just because I've got blonde hair and haven't been to Bosnia doesn't mean I'm a bimbo. I am still a serious journalist.
Jill Dando
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Actually just recently I came up with that idea, watching the movie 'Legally Blonde' and I was like, 'cool, that's something I want to do.
Lisa Leslie
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Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
Marilyn Monroe
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He [Arthur Miller] wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
Marilyn Monroe
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So wait, who is the girl with the Blonde pony tail from Street Fighter?
Bobby Ray
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When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.
Kylie Bax
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People say I have my blonde moments. I have to admit its true. But the dumbest one Ive had was when I said yes to someone like you.
Unknown
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It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.
Pamela Anderson
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Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.
Unknown
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