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Make things happen, but don't force things to happen. That's how you become unhappy, by forcing things.
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When things fall apart, consider the possibility that life knocked it down on purpose. Not to bully you, or to punish you, but to prompt you to build something that better suits your personality and your purpose. Sometimes things fall apart so better things can fall together.
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We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness'.
Susan Sarandon
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Some things are meant to happen. Some things are bound to be. Love has a way of making doubting hearts believe. Sometimes in spite of difference, sometimes against all odds, some things are meant to happen. It's written in the stars.
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ts funny. The longer I have been in the business, the more I realized how important it is to have other things in my life. Have normal, healthy people around me, not focusing on the business all the time, not always going to see every moviejust being really happy. Ive been evaluating how much I value happiness in my life. To be too driven takes away your happiness.
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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
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I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
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s.. is always funny. I don't find it s..y, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.
Elizabeth Banks
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When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
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Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
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Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013.
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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