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Funny Thought For The Day Quotes & Sayings
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Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom...
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Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service.
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Take comfort this Labor Day in knowing the pressure to have fun this summer is finally over.
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This Friendship Day, I promise to focus mostly on your good qualities when talking behind your back.
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Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet...that's why we are blessed for having you. Happy grandparents day!
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My goal all along has just been to work and support myself. I've been really lucky to walk away from the 'Twilight' series unscathed. Somebody asked me recently what it's like to be a star. I thought that was the strangest question. If you saw my day-to-day life, the word 'star' just doesn't apply.
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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Happy Friendship Day to a best friend who single-handedly raises my family's suspicions about my s..ual orientation.
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You're such a great boss you deserve to be on Mount Rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy Boss's Day!
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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate pe..s wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.
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Don't let the fact that Obama became president without having a father in his life make you feel unimportant this Father's Day.
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Labor Day is a fitting tribute to the contributions of American workers in industries other than those that recently destroyed America.
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This Columbus Day, let's apologize for our historical mistreatment of American Indians by losing money at a tribal casino.
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This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol.
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This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing.
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
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Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home.
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Friendship Day is the perfect time to thank you for lending me money and to see if I can borrow more.
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I'd love to come celebrate Canada Day with you but I've already spent all my money on healthcare...
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Happy Canada Day to my new countryman if they ever reinstate the military draft here.
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