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There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
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I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
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My wife and I are trying to have a child. But it's so hard to take one out of Chuck E Cheese without anyone noticing...
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Wanna hear a joke about my pe..s? Never mind, it's too long.
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The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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I lose all respect for myself when I bite my own tongue. I've been chewing for decades, how did I manage to f*ck that up?
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I wonder if there will be a day where they were fu..ing sick of making calendars?
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I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop...
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I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...'That looks tasty, I'm gonna eat that.'
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.
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That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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