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Funny Twitter Bio Quotes & Sayings
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Am I really supposed to describe myself? How shallow, decide for yourself who I am
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Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
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If you have a problem with ME, the best person to talk to about it should be me right? Not twitter or your friends. Correct me if I'm wrong.
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It can't be that hard to be a good boyfriend.. You just need to read a girls twitter and it'll tell you everything she wants in a guy!
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If all your tweets are about what other people are doing wrong, maybe it's time to go to your happy place.
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I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
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If you find someone attractive on twitter there's a 100% chance they don't live near you.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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People who talk shit to me on twitter make me so happy!! Thanks for the entertainment!
Chanel Dudley
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I didn't realize that there were so many illiterate people until I made a Twitter...Stay in school.
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As much as I say I hate drama on twitter, I kinda wish those fights would happen during the day so I had something to look at during class.
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That awkward moment when your parents are looking over your shoulder at your Twitter/Facebook page, & you dont know what to do.
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Oh you always retweet love quotes? You're so romantic I can't imagine why you're single.
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A retweet is like setting up a blind date between 2 friends. You think they'll get on but you just do the introduction and let them decide.
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I positive Twitter was created by a cat lady as just another platform to talk about her cats.
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I am so happy that my twitter feed is packed with binders full of Obama fans...
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