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Funny Two Children Quotes & Sayings
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There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Benjamin Spock
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I think people need to commit to one another before they commit to bringing children into the world because that's the optimum arrangement for children, not to take anything at all away from women who have to rear their children by themselves.
Leah Ward Sears
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Awareness has changed so that every act for children, every piece of legislation recognizes that children are part of families and that it is within families that children grow and thrive or don't.
Bernice Weissbourd
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We don't care really about children as a society and television reflects that indifference to children as human beings.
Bill Moyers
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It's not only children who grow. Parents do too. As much as we watch to see what our children do with their lives, they are watching us to see what we do with ours. I can't tell my children to reach for the sun. All I can do is reach for it, myself.
Joyce Maynard
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We have come to a turning point in the road. If we turn to the right mayhap our children and our children's children will go that way; but if we turn to the left, generations yet unborn will curse our names for having been unfaithful to God and to His Word.
Charles Spurgeon
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two youare referee
David Frost
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If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
Edgar W Howe
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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Bad parents think it's everyone else's fault and responsibility when little Joey or Jane turns out to be a societal nightmare. Good parents do everything they can to take up time with their children, teach their children and be responsible for their children so they can be successful in society.
Unknown
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Parents with meager means have the same aspirations for their children as other parents. Children from poor families have the same needs as other children.
Mark Sanford
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But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?
Ernie Hudson
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We support the Network because its a great organization. Their whole cause is for saving and helping children recover from traumatic experiences and disease illnesses and situations that are out of their control. Weve seen a couple of different units and the care thats given to children, and were really impressed with the hospital as a whole and their dedication to children.
Vanessa Simmons
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Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don't stop.
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In great countries, children are always trying to remain children, and the parents want to make them into adults. In vile countries, the children are always wanting to be adults and the parents want to keep them children.
John Ruskin
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There is no greater reason for children to honour parents than for parents to honour children except, that while the children are young, the parents are stronger than children.
Bertrand Russell
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
Jorge Armenta
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano
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