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Funny Two Children Quotes & Sayings
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I like children - fried.
W C Fields
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P J O Rourke
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
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America is a nation fundamentally ambivalent about its children, often afraid of its children, and frequently punitive toward its children.
Amy Poehler
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America is a nation fundamentally ambivalent about its children, often afraid of its children, and frequently punitive toward its children.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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A boy's story is the best that is ever told.
Charles Dickens
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Let's go do something we can complain our future children never do anymore.
Unknown
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I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
Peter Ustinov
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You're the man I want our children to spend their weekends with.
Unknown
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We live in a society today where these children can be wanted children. Even if you don't want to keep this child after you've had it, there's plenty of young couples out there, that want children.
Norma McCorvey
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Children - if you think back really what it was like to be a child and what it was like to know other children - children lie all the time.
Donna Tartt
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Having a dog is my favorite way to avoid the responsibility of having children.
Unknown
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Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for s...
Bill Maher
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In my first book, Under Fire, I wrote that I revered Ronald Reagan. That was a dozen years ago. I still feel that way. I think he changed the world for the better for my children and my children's children.
Oliver North
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I pitched my last children's show presentation in the mid 1980's. The era of locally produced children's shows was over and the networks were not and are not interested in children's television.
William Jackson
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The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Woody Allen
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I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
Pamela Anderson
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
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