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Funny Weekend Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Holy Thursday, everybody! Hope you all have a safe and joyous Easter weekend!
Unknown
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Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening.
Unknown
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Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.
Bo Bennett
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We used to go and skating every other weekend. Me and you haning out, best friends no doubt, girl we had so much fun.
Jacob Latimore
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
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This is how we do it. Its friday night, and I feel all right. The party is here on the west side.
Montell Jordan
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I cant decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.
Unknown
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
3 Likes
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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I hate when girls say 'going out every weekend isnt cute' I go out, have fun & still got a better GPA & brighter future than you.
Unknown
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Life isnt fair because we have five workdays but only 2 days on the weekend and we go to school for 9 out of the 12 months of the year...
Unknown
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You look so sweet while you're dreaming. Holding your bottle of Tanqueray. It isn't even the weekend. Baby, that's how I know you're the one for me.
Rita Ora
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Me and my girlfriend, we go out every weekend. We just two love-birds, that's why we're always tweeting. I tell her all my secrets, she tell me all of hers. When we get off the phone, she says, 'No you hang up first!'
Mindless Behavior
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I'm pretty sure 'Saturday' is Latin for 'The day Zero fu..s were given.'
Unknown
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Its been a very interesting and eye opening weekend. Pray to GOD to remove the negativity out your life.
Unknown
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People complain about being grounded yet they do stupid stuff every weekend getting them caught. Makes sense.
Unknown
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It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
Jimmy Buffett
42 Likes
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Sitting at a movie theater & saying 'I wanna see that!' to every trailer.
Unknown
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Had a great time in LA for All-Star weekend. Thanks to all the fans that sent me there! Hope you all enjoyed the festivities.
Derrick Rose
63 Likes
Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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