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Funny Whatsapp Statusedding Day Quotes & Sayings
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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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I'm honoring you this Boss's Day by spending only half my workday on email, social media, dating sites, and po..ography.
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Those special people who believe in others give them the courage to succeed. It really means a lot to work with someone who's so understanding & supportive. Have a Great Day
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Russ Meneve
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
Unknown
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
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Friendship Day is the perfect time to not reflect on the friends I've methodically erased from my life.
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I'd have made you breakfast in bed if you'd taught me how to cook.
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Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health.
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This Labor Day, let's salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed.
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Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July except it takes place in France and we don't care about it.
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Mom, thanks for not being famous enough to adopt a black baby instead of having me.
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Thanks to the catastrophic greenhouse effect, Labor Day no longer signifies the end of summer.
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I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
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