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When you cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action you should take - choose the bolder.
Ezra Pound
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Take you on the ave and you buy me links. Now I wanna pound the Putang until it stinks.
A Tribe Called Quest
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When put to the test, an ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness
Elbert Hubbard
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That's just how you live when your wife's a model. Smoke a pound soon as we touch down, do the same thing twice tomorrow.
Wiz Khalifa
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I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key. DJ Screw by the gallon, bi... the game belong to me.
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The image is more than an idea. It is a vortex or cluster of fused ideas and is endowed with energy.
Ezra Pound
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The worst mistake I made was that stupid, suburban prejudice of anti-Semitism.
Ezra Pound
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I'm sort of in for a penny, in for a pound with Star Trek, It's my life at this point. To deny it would just be foolish.
Jonathan Frakes
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A civilized man is one who will give a serious answer to a serious question. Civilization itself is a certain sane balance of values.
Ezra Pound
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Pound's translation of Chinese poetry was maybe the most important thing I read. Eliot a little bit later.
Robert Morgan
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My chain got ammonia, watch got the bird flu. Came to the club smellin like a pound of purple.
Gucci Mane
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Beef also was difficult to be procured and exceedingly poor; the price nearly sixpence farthing per pound.
William Bligh
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If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.
Courtney Love
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In your town I cop me a pound, show me one and I'll roll one. All my ni...s straight drug addicts cause it takes one for you to know one.
Wiz Khalifa
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90 pound, skinny bi...; that ain't even girl to me esentially that shit, design and take a hold of you.
Jedi Mind Tricks
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I'm talkin' A-Town shit, ex lean pound bit. Chopper, fifty round clip, keep it with me, I won't slip.
TI
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Was the crew well? Was I not? I had profited in many ways by the voyage. I had even gained flesh, and actually weighed a pound more than when I sailed from Boston.
Joshua Slocum
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I'm a hood ni..., I keep the purp by the pound. The trunk stay bumpin, yall know we run the town.
Gorilla Zoe
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May slavery be banished forever together with the distinction between castes, all remaining equal, so Americans may only be distinguished by vice or virtue... In the new laws, may torture not be allowed. (Castillian Spanish: Que la esclavitud se proscriba para siempre y lo mismo la distinción de castas, quedando todos iguales, y sólo distinguirá a un americano de otro el vicio y la virtud¦Que en la nueva legislación no se admita la tortura.)
Jose Maria Morelos Y Pavón
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The act of bellringing is symbolic of all proselytizing religions. It implies the pointless interference with the quiet of other people.
Ezra Pound
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