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Every cent we earn from Crocodile Hunter goes straight back into conservation. Every single cent.
Steve Irwin
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Our share of the vote overall rose by less than 1 per cent - yes, that's right: less than 1 per cent.
Francis Maude
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About 20 per cent of the population believe themselves to have a food allergy and only about five per cent actually do.
John Warner
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For behold, I, God, have asuffered¢ these things for all, that they might not suffer if they would repent; But if they would not repent they must suffer¢ even as I; Which suffering caused myself, even God, the greatest of all, to tremble because of pain, and to bleed at every pore, and to suffer both body and spiritand would that I might not¢ drink the bitter cup, and shrink.
Jesus Christ
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Freedom is strangely ephemeral. It is something like breathing; one only becomes acutely aware of its importance when one is choking., ...freedom is difficult to understand because it isn't a '(ital) presence' but an '(ital) absence'�an absence of governmental constraint. People who are unfamiliar with severe political constraints�severe enough to make them aware that they have lost their freedom�often don't know what freedom is and on what it depends.
William E Simon
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For me it was just more important to get the cancer out. With the double mastectomy I now have less than one per cent chance of getting it back, otherwise it was 20, 30 or 40 per cent chance and for me it wasn't worth it.
Giuliana Rancic
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So-called defense now absorbs sixty per cent of the national budget, and about twelve per cent of the Gross National Product.
George Wald
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The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. . . It is the man who carefully advances step by step, with his mind becoming wider and wider ó and progressively better able to grasp any theme or situation ó persevering in what he knows to be practical, and concentrating his thought upon it, who is bound to succeed in the greatest degree.
Alexander Graham Bell
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Nous sommes peu à penser trop, trop à penser peu. (There are a few who think too much, and many who think too little)
Francoise Sagan
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I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
Will Ferrell
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Working with 50 Cent was great, you know what Im saying? It was just great to work with 50 Cent.
Obie Trice
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Indeed, nothing is more critically connected to happiness�both our own and that of our children�than how well we love and support one another within the family.
M Russel Ballard
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They are just 100 per cent bear, whereas human beings feel we're not 100 per cent human, that we're always letting ourselves down. We're constantly striving towards something, to some fulfilment.
Stephen Fry
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The schoolboy whips his taxed top; the beardless youth manages his taxed horse with a taxed bridle on a taxed road; and the dying Englishman, pouring his medicine, which has paid seven per cent, into a spoon that has paid fifteen per cent, flings him
Sydney Smith
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
Jay London
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I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.
Richard Krajicek
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One of the secrets of life is to keep our intellectual curiosity acute.
William Lyon Phelps
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He alone is an acute observer, who can observe minutely without being observed
Johann Kaspar Lavater
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What is called an acute knowledge of human nature is mostly nothing but the observer's own weaknesses reflected back from others.
Georg C Lichtenberg
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent
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