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G Pot Funny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
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Only in the case of the Negro has the melting pot failed to bring a minority into the full stream of American life
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fu..ing effort. There is a difference.
Bill Hicks
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Dad was just an emotional wreck. He was drinking a lot of the time, he was smoking a lot of pot. And because he takes certain medications, the drinking was making him... you know, he wasn't even present, really.
Jack Osbourne
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Bet I'll bubble up like the dopeman rock, bet I make crack like the dopeman pot.
Lil B
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People think the film industry is going to corrupt me, but I feel like it's kept me more innocent, in a way. I wasn't really home when my friends were trying pot for the first time. I was always around adults who wouldn't smoke or curse or do anything like that around me. I don't do things that are dangerous to myself. I don't want to hurt myself.
Natalie Portman
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My sisters like cooking at my place. It has a bit more room, and the food tastes a little bit better. A big pot of spaghetti and sauce, some warm French bread - works all the time. I think I've been eating pasta for 26 years.
Tom Brady
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And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I don't smoke it all at once, I just do a little bit at a time, and I uh, I used to take acid but I quit around 1971.
Tommy Chong
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
Tina Fey
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
Steve Carell
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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Samuel Butler
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What did the two ghosts say to each other? Hey boo...
Unknown
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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I am 26, I love to act, I am getting wrinkles on my forehead, my arms are still not as toned as I would like and I have a small pot belly. I love movies, plays, music, and art and I love to eat ice cream out of the carton.
Allison Mack
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
Unknown
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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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