TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Gary Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Gary Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Jokes
Aggressive
Sarcastic
Marketing
Affection
Sarcastic
Short
Funny
Jokes
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Idgaf
Get Over It
Seriousness
Life
Timidity
Fear
Clever Facebook Status
Show more
Promise
Lies
Clever Facebook Status
Being Fat
Fat Jokes
Race
Humor
Government
Enemies
Funny Facebook Status
Hoes
Funny
Nature
Silly
Social Change
The Daily Show
Falling In Love
Cute Love
First Love
Deep Love
All I Want Is You
I Love You For Him
Golf
Doing Your Best
Aviation
Photography
Fame
Christmas
Song Lyrics
QUOTES
If I had had a chance to tour with Van Halen before the record, I think it would have been a different record.
Gary Cherone
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
Well, I've been to Iraq twice now. I was in Baghdad in June and then north of Baghdad in November.
Gary Sinise
1 Likes
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Romain Gary
7 Likes
Humor quotes
In some Chicago neighborhoods, looking for a parking space is not unlike panning for gold.
Gary Washburn
3 Likes
Chicago quotes
Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
Gary Larson
4 Likes
Money quotes
Sponsored Links
It hasn't been hard getting nominated, but winning it is another thing. The competition is tough.
Gary Burton
1 Likes
Competition quotes
Do you really believe that the Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory, plans to be a loser in history?
Gary North
2 Likes
Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades
Gary North
9 Likes
Socialism quotes
I thought that he was taking shots at me, when it was just jokes. It was a misunderstanding, a mis-communication ... I'm about making money.
Soulja Boy
5 Likes
I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again.
Milt Kamen
51 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
35 Likes
I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
Unknown
93 Likes
Funny quotes
Food quotes
Jokes quotes
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
Bob Monkhouse
145 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
Dan Whitney
109 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
The ideal women does exist, but she is always married to another man.
Unknown
102 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Woman quotes
Ideals quotes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
Nikhil Saluja
103 Likes
Funny Marriage quotes
Jokes quotes
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
Unknown
61 Likes
Fat Jokes quotes
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Dennis Miller
44 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
Unknown
112 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Jokes quotes
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
370 Likes
Funny quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Jokes quotes
1
...
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 24
Being Blessed
Being Lonely
Cruelty
Encouragement
End Of School Year
Friendship
Innocence
Inspiration
Kissing
Love
Love Hate
Mankind
Memories
Optimistic
Prayer
Relationships
Secret Crush
Tears
Understanding
Words
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™