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Gay Lizard Quotes & Sayings
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You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fu..ing Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fu..ing lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.
Bill Hicks
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I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life.
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My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? -Mulan
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Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bis..ual!
Andy Dick
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They say you can't tell guys are gay just by looking. But if two guys are kissing, you can figure at least one of them is gay.
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My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound closed-minded and uptight, but let's face it, no dad wants his son to be gay. Not only do you get no grandkids, but I'm sure high school is no picnic for a fifteen-year-old gay boy. On the other hand, maybe I'm just viewing this through the bifocals of an old heteros..ual dude. The way things are going, my son will probably get his a.. kicked for not being gay. 'Carolla thinks he's too good to suck cock. Come on boys, lets get him.
Adam Carolla
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There's some fine line there where you could say, `I don't hate gays. I didn't intend to harm a gay person. When the gay person touched me, I lost my senses and under the influence of drugs attacked a gay person.
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There's some fine line there where you could say, `I don't hate gays. I didn't intend to harm a gay person. When the gay person touched me, I lost my senses and under the influence of drugs attacked a gay person.
Aaron McKinney
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I feel strongly for gay marriage to be accepted.
Bernadette Peters
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Gay marriage needs to be legalized, cause I would watch the shit out of some gay divorce court.
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If you believe that being gay is a choice, then you believe that straight people are straight because they chose not to be gay.
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You've got to get out and pray to the sky to appreciate the sunshine; otherwise you're just a lizard standing there with the sun shining on you.
Ken Kesey
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Don't be afraid to be gay, if you're happy then don't allow people's beliefs or opinions to get you down, because in the end it's your life and your rules.
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I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.
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Being gay is something to be ashamed of. That they will never be as good a parent as a heteros..ual person. Which is rubbish.
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whats the difference in being gay and a woman trapped in a man's body?
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Some white women believe its ok to kiss and sleep with another woman cause its only experimenting and not being gay.
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I used too cry cause I'd be accused of being gay all the time ...now people are just like noooo whyyyy?!?
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It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres.
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Hey girls, being straight is sooo mainstream, join gay.
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