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George Carlin Home Made Quotes & Sayings
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When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons
George Carlin
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
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The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election.
George Carlin
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse
George Bernard Shaw
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
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If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror
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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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