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Good Night My Best Friend Eating Chicken Egg Quotes & Sayings
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Each night I wish that you are safe at your home. Each night I wish you are sound asleep. Because if I know that ghosts like you are wandering around, I can never sleep. So for the sake of humanity, have a good night sleep.
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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All you need to succeed with excellence. All you need for a great day. All you need for a better tomorrow, is a good sleep at night. A fresh mind, can conquer the world. I wish you a good night. Sleep well.
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Let me sing you a sweet and lovey-dovey song. May you have a bonbon night and sugary dreams. Good Night.
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With all the Draculas and ghosts the night is again here. Wishing you a very Good Night full of peace. Have awesome dreams with all the spirits protecting you.
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To a dreamer like you, night is the best time to explore your horizons to the zeniths. Have a Good Night and sweet dreams. Sleep tight.
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I feel good now. I've gained all my weight back after getting stoned for three weeks and not eating and not sleeping much. I've been coming by my mom's and eating food.
Marc Wallice
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A friend has to asks you whats wrong, a good friend has a shoulder for you to cry on, but a best-friend knows where to bury the bodies.
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Night night, sleep tight. Dream of me in bed tonight. I promise there be kisses and hugs that last all night..
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The night may be dark, the moon may not come and the stars may hide, but don't worry, I am here to brighten up your night. gud night
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Nothing is better than eating late night meals at all-night diners. Your self-respect goes right in the crapper.
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She's up all night 'til the sun. I'm up all night to get some. She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night to get lucky.
Pharrell Williams
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Night is longer than day for those who dream and day is longer than night for those who make their dreams come true. Good Night and Sweet Dreams.
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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I'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken.
Danny Pudi
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I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
Tracy Morgan
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
Todd Barry
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