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We are rapidly entering the age of no privacy, where everyone is open to surveillance at all times; where there are no secrets from government.
William Orville Douglas
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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The greatest purveyor of violence in the world today - my own government.
Martin Luther King
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A democracy is a government in the hands of men of low birth, no property, and vulgar employment.
Aristotle
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The basis of our political system is the right of the people to make and to alter their constitutions of government.
George Washington
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And having looked to Government for bread, on the very first scarcity they will turn and bite the hand that fed them.
Edmund Burke
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Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management.
Doug Larson
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In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
Voltaire
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The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground.
Thomas Jefferson
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Herein indeed consists the excellence of the English government, that all parts of it form a mutual check upon each other.
William Blackstone
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Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison.
Henry David Thoreau
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The cure for capitalism's failing would require that a government would have to rise above the interests of one class alone.
Robert Heilbroner
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How does it become a man to behave towards the American government today? I answer, that he cannot without disgrace be associated with it.
Henry David Thoreau
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The freedom of the press is on of the great bulwarks of liberty, and can never be restrained but by a despotic government.
Thomas Jefferson
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While the government can tell you that I am an innocent man, the government's letter cannot give me back my good name or my reputation.
Richard Jewell
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And having looked to Government for bread, on the very first scarcity they will turn and bite the hand that fed them
Edmund Burke
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Despite the government's attempts to manipulate the vote, it does seem clear that the people have voted for change.
Bill Clinton
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On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Will Rogers
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The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object.
Thomas Jefferson
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Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.
Clement Attlee
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