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Government Shutdown Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, 'but don't insult me poor bleedin' country.
Edward Abbey
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Public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one.
James Madison
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Congress seems to want to cure every ill known to man except unconstitutional government and high taxes.
Charley Reese
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Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
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I think the inherent right of the Government to lie to save itself when facing a nuclear disaster is basic.
Arthur Sylvester
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A government, for protecting business only, is but a carcass, and soon falls by its own corruption and decay.
Amos Bronson Alcott
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You can have a revolution wherever you like, except in a government office; even were the world to come to an end, you'd have to destroy the universe first and then government offices.
Karel Capek
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I would have been glad to have lived under my wood side, and to have kept a flock of sheep, rather than to have undertaken this government
Oliver Cromwell
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If you join government, calmly make your contribution and move on. Don't go along to get along; do your best and when you have to - and you will - leave, and be something else.
Peggy Noonan
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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going
George Bernard Shaw
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Government workers often get a bad rap, but it's rare for them to receive much appreciation when government works.
Matthew Lesko
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Make the people sovereign and the poor will use the machinery of government to dispossess the rich.
C Northcote Parkinson
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
Will Rogers
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Democracy is only an experiment in government, and it has the obvious disadvantage of merely counting votes instead of weighing them.
Dean Inge
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It is the safeguard of the strongest that he lives under a government which is obliged to respect the voice of the weakest.
Robert Purvis
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Government cannot do everything, so we need to first decide what government ought to be doing, then figure out what it's capable of doing, and then follow the jobs we choose to completion.
Ernie Fletcher
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It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts of government to their own selfish purposes.
Andrew Jackson
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Government will not fail to employ education, to strengthen its hands, and perpetuate its institutions.
William Godwin
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Lighthouse: A tall building on the seashore in which the government maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
Unknown
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A compassionate government keeps faith with the trust of the people and cherishes the future of their children.
Lyndon B Johnson
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