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Grab A Condom Quotes & Sayings
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
Mac Miller
15 Likes
Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
Unknown
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Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Big Sean
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bi... please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Unknown
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Safe s.. - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.
Kerry Thornley
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If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.
Kesha
39 Likes
One of the problems with s.. education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.
James Dobson
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Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a d..k you should start to dress like one.
Unknown
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?
Adam Ant
14 Likes
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A condom is cheaper than child support & abstinence is free. Pay attention.
Unknown
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1 + 1 = 3 if you don't use condom...
Don Kel
54 Likes
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But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about s.. and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use.
Emma Thompson
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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