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Gym Dirty Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucker. You think I can't get hood like you, you motherf...
Jessie J
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And we like to floss, all my diamonds gloss, I represent the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty South. This is the way we ball...
Lil Flip
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I guess it's hard to tune in and know what's going on...because there's about 10 storylines going at one time. So if people haven't seen the show and they just jump in and try to watch it's easy to get confused. But at the same time I think it's easy for anyone to tune in and enjoy it. I mean, it's just a really dirty show. There are a lot of dir.. jokes.
Michael Cera
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
Jersey Shore
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
Unknown
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We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dir.. jokes.
Unknown
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I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.
Unknown
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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I truly believe that we have so many different characters. My father, when he is in the boxing gym, is 'Floyd Joy.' My uncle is 'The Black Mamba.' We have children that are characters. And of course, myself, I am leading the pack. So many different personalities and so many people inside the gym and outside the gym. We have fun, but we know when to turn it on and when to turn it off.
Floyd Mayweather
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Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.
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I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout.
Unknown
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
Unknown
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dir.. in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my wife. I said: 'Hey, talk dir.. to me.' She said: 'Go fu.. yourself.' Not that dirty.
Robert Schimmel
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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I've started hitting the gym over the past few weeks like never before. It's because I love my new gym, and exercising gets my endorphins going and really lifts my mood.
Kelly Osbourne
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I'm not a huge gym person, so I try to stay away from the gym. But I love to run on the beach or go for a walk. It's better than riding a stationary bike.
Maria Sharapova
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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