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Halloween Funny Posts Quotes & Sayings
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Halloween is day when you can pretend to be something you're not, and not get judged for it.
Denicia Provencio
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Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
Tina Yothers
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If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday.
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I asked my boyfriend if he already knows what he's going to be for Halloween. He replied: "Single."
Unknown
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Halloween, just another day people pretend to be somebody they're not.
Bernajoy Vaal
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I miss you like a diabetic kid miss his halloween treats.
Unknown
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Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you.
Unknown
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Halloween: a magical and mysterious holiday all full of surprises in which, amongst treats and tricks, fear and horror turn into joy and play.
Jean Paul Malfatti
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People look much too far into Insta, Twitter, Facebook, posts.
Chloe Moretz
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Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.
CS Lewis
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Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.
CS Lewis
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Someone with a dog asked how far it was from A to B. I told him 15 lamp posts.
Robert D Dangoor
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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When social media posts come back to haunt you. Why we all need a right to be forgotten online.
Unknown
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He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
Romano Prodi
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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination.
Andrew Lang
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Social media is key to promoting the editorial posts on my website.
Lauren Conrad
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Simple success isn't impressing people anymore! To stand out, you have to have meaning to your posts.
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