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Heade Master Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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One sheds one's sicknesses in books - repeats and presents again one's emotions, to be master of them.
David Herbert Lawrence
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My cribs a disaster and my kush is the master. I was in my yellow car but my Ferrari go faster.
Wiz Khalifa
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The Shredder uses you. He poisons your minds to obtains for that which he desires. He cares nothing for you or the people you hurt.
Master Splinter
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A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position.
Jean De La Bruyere
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A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.
James Allen
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As long as a word remains unspoken, you are its master; once you utter it, you are its slave.
Solomon Ibn Gabirol
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So what you ask of me? you get no tax from me, I got white, native and mexicans and blacks with me, Im tryin to get up there with master p, pass the d cause thats the way it has to be.
Tech N9ne
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The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.
Master Splinter
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Hussein Nishah
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
Monica Piper
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank Carson
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.
Donald Glover
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
Unknown
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One of the great things about kids is, they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones.
Fred Willard
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
Seth MacFarlane
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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
David Letterman
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