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Heade Master Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Happy are those whose self-centered lives have been crushed and reshaped by the Master's hand to be full of mercy.
John Hagee
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No slavery can be abolished without a double emancipation, and the master will benefit by freedom more than the freed-man.
Thomas Huxley
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The show is being changed right now, by the way. Jeff Burke is doing it for the Magic Kingdom. And I think it will be better, with new birds, master of ceremonies, etc.
John Hench
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Since the days of slavery, if you were a good singer or dancer, it was your job to perform for the master after dinner.
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My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
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I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
Ashley Tisdale
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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I thought that he was taking shots at me, when it was just jokes. It was a misunderstanding, a mis-communication ... I'm about making money.
Soulja Boy
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
Jersey Shore
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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Eric Morecambe
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Dennis Miller
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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
Sam Ewing
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