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Hilarious Joke About Men And Woman Quotes & Sayings
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I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband.
Little Richard
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One can say there are only �must do� and �must have� for a so-called real woman. But there are many �free to do, or not to do� for her either. The most are provided by men who are ready to forgive her almost everything for just one charming smile, which is supposed to be saying �sorry�.
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Always be careful what you hear about a woman. Rumors either come from a man that can't have her or a woman who can't compete with her.
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The woman who thinks she is intelligent demands equal rights with men. A woman who is intelligent does not.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
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No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.
Alexander Pope
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The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.
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There are two great unknown forces today, electricity and woman, but men can reckon much better on electricity than they can on woman.
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
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We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we're friends. We joke, try to have fun.
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No matter how good of a woman you are, you will never be good enough to a man who isn't ready.
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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Men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing.
Christina Applegate
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Having s.. with a lot of people is different with men and women for one reason.. A man has to actually work to get s.. where as a woman just has to spread her legs. More of an accomplishment for men.
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Oliver Herford
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
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A wise woman knows importance of speaking life into her man. If you LOVE him: BELIEVE in him, ENCOURAGE him and be his PEACE.
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Every woman deserves a man who will look at her each day like she is the most amazing woman he's ever laid eyes on.
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Men were only made into men with great difficulty even in primitive society: the male is not naturally a man any more than the woman. He has to be propped up into that position with some ingenuity, and is always likely to collapse.
Wyndham Lewis
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I always make this joke that I know you were expecting to see the big skirts and the hoops. But that was a long time ago. Artists aren't always seen as real people. If you start out as a teenager, sometimes people want to keep you locked as that. But I'm a woman now.
Jody Watley
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