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Hilarious Nigga Sickness Or Jail Quotes & Sayings
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So what really works? Treatments in jail do some good, but it's mostly too late: finding a family and a job or just growing older make most prisoners eventually give up crime.
Polly Toynbee
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Some young male put in jail. His lawyer so good his bail is on sale. Lookin at the hourglass, how long can this power last? Longer than my song but he already fell.
Kool G Rap
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May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac s.. scandal.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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Sorry I can't make it to your holiday party that I'm pretending to attend to get out of going to another holiday party.
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Mine age is departed, and is removed from me as a shepherd's tent: I have cut off like a weaver my life: he will cut me off with pining sickness: from day even to night wilt thou make an end of me.
Bible
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If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
Johnny Depp
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All I know is how to kill everyone and my cells. All they know is they can kill anybody but Kells. I am untouchable, you would think I was in jail but I'm in Mexico getting marijuana from Miguel.
Machine Gun Kelly
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Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.
Mike Epps
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If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
Johnny Depp
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I've heard claims that we can wish our way to perfect, permanent wellness, but I haven't seen any proof of that. Sickness and death are part of life. But you can optimize your life. You can make progress as you strive toward perfection.
Brian Carter
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School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we are the prisoners.
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Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be.
Unknown
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
Henry Louis Mencken
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The mother's battle for her child with sickness, with poverty, with war, with all the forces of exploitation and callousness that cheapen human life needs to become a common human battle, waged in love and in the passion for survival.
Adrienne Rich
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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
Charles Bukowski
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Letters are like kisses when you are not here!
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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the attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad
Stephen Leacock
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