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Hilarious Status Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Hilarious Status" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status.
David Mamet
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Shopping is better than s... At least if youre not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
Adrienne Gusoff
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The atmosphere is amazing. It's honestly one of the best sets I've ever worked on because everyone gets along amazingly. Everyone's hilarious!
Michael Cera
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
Woody Allen
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How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
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I can't wait to have a flamboyantly dressed stranger grope my children.
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Nobody will ever win the battle of the s..es. Theres too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinger
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I thought of this really funny thing today. It was hilarious and relatable. Just hysterical.
Steve Carell
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Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status.
David Mamet
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I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel s..ually violated.
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Here's hoping Santa is able to deliver all his toys before he's shot by an NRA member.
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I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
Daniel Craig
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So. I am now best friends with REBA and KERRY WASHINGTON said my new show looks hilarious. My night is made.
Tahj Mowry
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I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet
Rodney Dangerfield
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I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious.
Amy Lee
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
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I believe that s.. is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
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Nearly wet myself the fact my sister gone to bed in her school uniform in case she wakes up late...hilarious.
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I find it hilarious that you ladies give bums 'one more chance' multiple times expecting change.
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Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone.
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