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Holland Napoleon Quotes & Sayings
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"I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy's like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!' ...You know like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you're wasting HIS time. 'Let's go buddy! Holland tunnel!' '...Uh..I-I was just going to the store... I didn't realize it was my shift. Well, let's see... the Holland Tunnel is in my ass... alright?"
Jim Gaffigan
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"I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy's like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!' ...You know like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you're wasting HIS time. 'Let's go buddy! Holland tunnel!' '...Uh..I-I was just going to the store... I didn't realize it was my shift. Well, let's see... the Holland Tunnel is in my ass... alright?"
Jim Gaffigan
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I know that I am very popular in Holland, in fact I have visited Amsterdam several times to publicize my books. I have a great publisher in Holland and they have published all of my books in Dutch.
Jackie Collins
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In that match for Holland I asked for a big responsibility, I got it and I dealt with it. I played well, I scored goals and the team qualified for the Euro 2004 finals. It was a big night and an important moment for Holland.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy
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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it's... it's incredible.
Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it. -Uncle Rico
Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it. -Uncle Rico
Napoleon Dynamite
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LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out. -Kip
Napoleon Dynamite
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You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff. -Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite
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Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days.
Napoleon Dynamite
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Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite
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Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite
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Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?
Napoleon Dynamite
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Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. -Napoleon Dynamite
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Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite
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Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite
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What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite
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