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Homer Simpson 911 Quotes & Sayings
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Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Homer Simpson
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Homer Simpson
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Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Homer Simpson
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Homer Simpson
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Homer Simpson
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Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Homer Simpson
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This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.
Homer Simpson
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Homer Simpson
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Stupid risks make life worth living.
Homer Simpson
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
Homer Simpson
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I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Homer Simpson
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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.
Homer Simpson
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Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't God everywhere?
Homer Simpson
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson
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Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.
Homer Simpson
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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Homer Simpson
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People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight.
Homer Simpson
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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
Ned Flanders
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