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Homer Simpson 911 Quotes & Sayings
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
Homer Simpson
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Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
Homer Simpson
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Tryin to get you Homer would you be Marge Simpson.
Trey Songz
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer Simpson
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer Simpson
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer Simpson
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That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Homer Simpson
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If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
Dan Castellaneta
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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
Homer Simpson
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I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.
Homer Simpson
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer Simpson
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer Simpson
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Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!
Homer Simpson
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Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.
Homer Simpson
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You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.
Homer Simpson
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Homer Simpson
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Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Homer Simpson
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Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.
Homer Simpson
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Homer Simpson
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Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Homer Simpson
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