TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Homer Simpson Bir Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Homer Simpson Bir" sorted by relevance. 477 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Religion
Life
Humor
Funny
Sarcastic
Drinking
Funny
Humour
Religious
Alcohol
Happiness
Moms
Food
Beer
Beer
Alcohol
Just Because
Crime
The Simpsons
Show more
Bosses
American Dream
Speech
Logic
Women
Being Wrong
Advice
Attitude
Comedy
Drink
Rules
Concern
Wisdom
Famous
Friendship
Media
Team Building
Grief
Being Yourself
Courage
Suffering
Celebrity
Age
Laughter
Jobs
Forgiveness
Hunger
Being A Woman
Enemies
QUOTES
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer Simpson
7 Likes
Sponsored Links
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
Homer Simpson
1 Likes
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer Simpson
2 Likes
Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
Homer Simpson
3 Likes
Tryin to get you Homer would you be Marge Simpson.
Trey Songz
15 Likes
Sponsored Links
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Homer Simpson
2 Likes
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
Dan Castellaneta
0 Likes
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer Simpson
2 Likes
Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!
Homer Simpson
8 Likes
I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.
Homer Simpson
5 Likes
Sponsored Links
That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Homer Simpson
46 Likes
Funny quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
Homer Simpson
6 Likes
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Homer Simpson
0 Likes
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Homer Simpson
2 Likes
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Homer Simpson
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Homer Simpson
4 Likes
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Homer Simpson
0 Likes
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Homer Simpson
2 Likes
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson
11 Likes
Drinking quotes
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Homer Simpson
5 Likes
1
2
3
4
5
...
24
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 27
Apologizing
Blessing In Disguise
Christian Christmas
Delusion
Doing You
Fake Love
Finding Love
Heresy
High School
Hypocrisy
Jesus Christ
Obligation
Reading
Remorse
Reward
Sadness
Sibling Love
Willpower
Wisdom
Young Mom
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™