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Humorous Short Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Humorous Short" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Lifes too short to put up with people who dont give a fu.. about me.
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Life's too short to hate people, life's too short to be arguing all the time, life's too short to be ignoring people.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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The pesimist says: it cannot get any worse. The optimist joyfully exclaims: yes, it can!
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...
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It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous.
Jimmy Swaggart
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The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place.
Mike Figgis
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When I started out in the early 1930s, there were a great many magazines that published short stories. Unfortunately, the short-story market has dwindled to almost nothing.
Irwin Shaw
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I was going to shave it. It went in two parts. I got a bob first but it kept falling all over my face. Then it was off, short. The main reason it was long was because my mother cut it short when I was little and I was trying to make up for that.
Cathy Freeman
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Mom, thanks for teaching me about boundaries by never observing any.
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Douglas Adams
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I like pre mixed coke and sushi. Im obsessed with op shopping. I take a lot of photos. Im short. Very short. I love my life.
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
W Somerset Maugham
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Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing s..ual promiscuity.
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
Piers Anthony
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
Piers Anthony
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Eventually I would like to touch all the genres. I would like to do some detective stories, and I want to do a Western. I would want to do humorous Westerns.
Sergio Aragones
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