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I Am The Captain Of My Fat Quotes & Sayings
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Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
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Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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Sit back and get fat off the fat cat.
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You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
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You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.
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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.'
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One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
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You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
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You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
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A fat person doesn't eat what's right but eats what's left.
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It's not about weight, it's about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat, because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.'
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You mama is so fat, once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
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When your significant other asks if she looks fat in an outfit...simply smile grab a random dress and say "Not as fat as you look in this."
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I hate it when skinny girls complain about being fat. Seriously bro, do you wanna date a walking stick? Hell no.
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I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.
Kirstie Alley
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Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong.
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