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I Be Mmssing My Daddy Quotes & Sayings
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A dads love is the gift that keeps on giving.
Juba Larbes
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A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he needs to take care of his child.
Madea
637 Likes
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My mamma aint no hoe, my daddy aint no hoe, so dont play me like no hoe.
Unknown
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In the early years, I found a voice that was my voice and also partly my father's voice. But isn't that what you always do? Why do kids at 5 years old go into the closet and put their daddy's sho.. on? Hey, my kids do it.
Bruce Springsteen
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Any fool can be a Father, but it takes a real man to be a Daddy!!
Philip Whitmore Snr
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Bentleys and Hummers; lil daddy, we bout dat. Whodi, ice on our mouth and wrist, we bout dat. Block parties in the projects; souljas, we bout dat. Only guns and pretty bi...es my ni...s we bout dat.
Master P
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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, "Daddy, I need to ask you something," he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
Garrison Keillor
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That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest.
Peter Griffin
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Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Nate
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There's a lot of irresponsibility in society today. My brother-in-law was a good man, he was a responsible man. It's a tragedy when kids lose their daddy, wives lose their husband, brothers lose their brother.
David Shaw
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DOOM was always known to keep the best girls backs bent, some say its the eyes, some say the accent, a lotta guys wonder where they stacks went, I call her thunder thighs, with the fatty swolla, only mess wit high rollas, do what daddy told her, no matter the city she with me to do the thang thang, work in the coochie, hooptie chitty chitty bang bang .
MF Doom
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It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if I don't want to be a shoe anymore? Maybe I'm a purse, or a hat...I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat! It's a metaphore, daddy!
Rachel Green
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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He's braggin about his new Jordan's The baby just ran out of milk He's buyin gold every two weeks The baby just ran out of Pampers He's buyin clothes for his new girl and the baby just ran out of medicine You ask for money for the baby? The daddy just ran out the door GIRL! I can't believe him (I can..)
Tupac Shakur
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He's braggin about his new Jordan's The baby just ran out of milk He's buyin gold every two weeks The baby just ran out of Pampers He's buyin clothes for his new girl and the baby just ran out of medicine You ask for money for the baby? The daddy just ran out the door GIRL! I can't believe him (I can..)
Tupac Shakur
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My whole family was dedicated around music. My Daddy and his family was in a group and my Mother loved rapping back in the days before she had me¦ but yeah I started rapping when I was eight and like I say my whole family was dedicated around music, and I love the music so much¦ and with my parents they help me push more, more and more with my music and right now thats how I get music done.
Lil Chuckee
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Every time something happened in Mileys career, every time the train went off the track, if you will, Vanity Fair, pole-dancing, whatever scandal it washer people, or as they say in todays news, her handlers, every time theyd put me...Somebodys shooting at Miley! Put the old man up there! Well, I took it, because Im her daddy, and thats what daddies do. Okay, nail me to the cross, Ill take it...All those people around, they used me every time. It became so obvious that, man, no matter what happens, theyre going to put you up there and let you take the bullet.
Billy Ray Cyrus
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
Unknown
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Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh, but he was rich, because he invested in people. What'd you think? You think I was the only one he gave a job to, Calvin? No! That man opened up the doors to anybody and any knucklehead around here in the city of Chicago that wanted to come down here and make somebody out themselves. Gave the opportunity to be somebody! A licensed professional barber. Now, me, myself, personally... I wouldn't gave half these bail-jumpers the opportunity. But, you know, it's just hard enough. You sit in there and try to cut somebody's head and gotta worry about this fool over there trying to shank you. But let me tell you somethin'. At the end of the day... the end of the day, I was glad I was here. And now you!
Cedric The Entertainer
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Baby show me some ID, you fine as a mutha'fu..er but you might be 16, And I ain't tryin' to end up in the penitentiary, You gon' be screamin' Daddy take some of that d..k up out of me, When you in the strip club, you work that pole, When you in the bedroom, you work that pole, I ain't choosy baby you could work me fast or you could work me slow, When I be up in the strip club I be tippin', When my rap got the rat Big Hap think I'm trippin', And I'm hood bi... & this just nothin' but good livin', Your baby owes me & I ain't even pi.pin'.
Z-Ro
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