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I Burn Bread And I Aint Talkin Toast Quotes & Sayings
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I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
John Pinette
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Ghost boy in the ghost ni.... I burn bread I ain't talking toast ni....
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I'm a genius, take notes, I'll split your egg to the egg yolk. I'll be dead before I be dead broke. Still burn money, my bread toast.
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Yall talkin hard but you still aint push me They say you are what you eat and I still aint pu....
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If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout ni...s aint shit you need to get a handle on yo mutha fu..in life and take some responsibility bi.... What you mean to say is all the ni...s you fu.. wit aint shit. You need to figure out what it is about your pu... that keep attractin aint shit ni...s.
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They burn on every block, Snitches aint got no heart. Shit aint been the same since Ronald Reagan helped Plymouth rock.
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Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that I know.
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She aint gettin shyt from me unless she talkin brick money, (yay yea) I need that Will Smith money, That K.Smith betterman fresh prince money aint shyt funny and youngin do songs with Ray so make way for that Lil Kim money.
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To the lamp of love, may it burn brightest in the darkest hours and never flicker in the winds of trial.
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A toast to the future. A toast to the past. A toast to all of you wherever you are far & near. I wish you the best.
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Talkin', talkin, talkin', talk. Baby, let's just knock it off. They don't know what we been through. They don't know 'bout me and you.
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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
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When they talk about me they talkin about a king they, talkin about a boss, they talkin about a hustler and when they talk about you they talk about a boy, they talk about a mark, they talk about a buster.
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I broke bread with you ni... showed you where I live, you talkin ni... but you don't understand what real is.
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whuteva I say goes, so if I say NO, dont ask why just assume its because I say SO Ive been doin it too long, aint nothin ? me, Ill run through ur lil gated community. You know how the girl be, Im a show stopper, Ill give it to you early before the toast pops up.
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Cause ni...s is broke aint no bread in the hood. Look what they did they sellin Feds in the hood.
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