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I Drank Beer And I Had A Career Year Quotes & Sayings
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
Archie Bunker
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As the sun of the old year sets down for a new sunrise of the New Year, hope you also forget all the negativities of last year for positivities of the New Year. Wish you a happy New Year 2014.
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I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
Samuel L Jackson
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Tufail Mehraj
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It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
Graham Coxon
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Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fu..ed around for a while, so now I dont drink any more. Drinking is shitty for me, I dont know how to compose myself I dont know how to drink like a gentleman. When I drink, I get crazy. I have never had a beer because I like the taste of beer. I always had a beer to get fu..ed up.
Shia Labeouf
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I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable.
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NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its preparation is lost, but the modern Kentuckians believe that they come pretty near to a knowledge of its chief ingredient. Juno drank a cup of nectar, But the draught did not affect her. Juno drank a cup of rye -- Then she bad herself good-bye. --J.G.
Ambrose Bierce
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass
Craig Ferguson
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This beast went to the well and drank, and the noise was in the beast's belly like unto the questing of thirty couple hounds, but all the while the beast drank there was no noise in the beast's belly.
Thomas Malory
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If it wasn't for Undeclared I would have quit acting. At 17, I had, like, the worst year in my career, all I did was like two Chevrolet commercials in a whole year and I assumed that, 'Oh yes, well it's time to take all the money I made as a child actor, go to film school, and then I got hired on Undeclared. From Undeclared on, save one or a few titles, I have a resume that if I died tomorrow, I would be so happy and proud to leave behind.
Jay Baruchel
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I had a 20-year, stellar government career.
Linda Tripp
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New Year is another opportunity to right the wrongs of last year. It is another chance to live an improved version of what we were last year. Be honest with your resolutions. Wish you a successful year ahead.
Terry Mark
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Gerard Way
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Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education.
Thomas Hughes
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Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out.
Peter Jurasik
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Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer
Frank Zappa
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
Xeni Jardin
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