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I Told A Stupid Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "I Told A Stupid Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Stop being so stupid..its my turn.
Unknown
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It doesn't bother me that people are stupid. I'm not stupid.
Ahmed Best
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But in any case, I did poorly on the tests and so, in the first three years of school, I had teachers who thought I was stupid and when people think you're stupid, they have low expectations for you.
Robert Sternberg
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I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.
Andy Samberg
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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It took me a long time, but I don't feel as anxious about stupid things anymore - or perhaps they've just been replaced by more complicated stupid things.
Neil Finn
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Loving the wrong person doesn't mean you're stupid. it was stupid of that person not to appreciate your love.
Aman Dhanda
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.
Bill Engvall
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Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Bertrand Russell
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Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Bertrand Russell
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Again, if I was going to call Romney and the Republicans stupid, I'm certainly not going to call the Democrats and President Obama stupid.
Antonio Villaraigosa
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Words can't describe how disappointed I feel. I SHOULDN'T EVEN FEEL NOTHING. stupid guys and stupid feelings.
Unknown
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Woman are carzy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid.
Unknown
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in this world there isn't a single person from whom you cannot learn anything even from, a stupid you can learn how to not to be stupid.
Shubhanshu Tiwari
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The first thing they were told was how to hone their talent. Then they were told how to market their talent, discipline their talent and type their talent. And then they were told they might as well forget about talent.
Esther B Fein
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My father was a waiter basically, and when I got my first professional job as an actor, I left a job that he found me for half the amount of money. So anyone would think that they're stupid, that that would be a stupid move.
Alfred Molina
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George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
Patton Oswalt
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Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
John Stuart Mill
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