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I Want Be That Girl U Can Take Home To Mom Quotes & Sayings
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Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom...oh oh!
Sean Paul
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I want to be a loving mom. I want to be a mom who listens. I want to be a cool mom. I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic.
Tori Spelling
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Now I'm gonna make you dance, its your chance. Yea boy shake that thang, oops I mean girl, girl girl girl. Girl you know you're my world.
Eminem
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and haven't done anything she told you to do.
Unknown
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My mom always taught me to be sweet and polite and cross my legs because it's what the guys like. Actually, they like a raunchy girl once in a while.
Tiffani Amber Thiessen
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My hat was pulled down and this girl said 'Are you really him?' I whispered 'Yeah, I'm really him.' She screamed, 'Mom! Dad! It's Heath Ledger!
Josh Hartnett
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Before you HURT a girl, THINK about how your MOM would FEEL if your DAD did what you're doing.
Unknown
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Im the girl who fu..ed your boyfriend at that party while you were puking. I'm the girl who stole your favorite shirt and looked better in it. Im the girl who called you a slut and made you cry. Im the girl that doesnt give a fu.. what you think about her. Im the girl you wish you were.
Unknown
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Oh Sweet Land of Liberty, humbly I give to you, my son praying you'll return him safely home when his work for you is done.
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I don't think I have the stomach Veronica has. I think I have the determination and the stubbornness and a little bit of the go-get-em. But I think I'm about 20 percent more girl than Veronica is. There's a lot of Veronica that hits home with me, the sort of feisty area. But I think that I have a little bit more girl. I'd scream my head off if I saw a body in the freezer.
Kristen Bell
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Mom, I love you more than a kidnapped white girl running into the arms of Charles Ramsey.
Unknown
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I wasn't a teen mom, but still a young mom, who is struggling with many issues even now. You don't go see me dumping my kid off somewhere
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As a single mom you have to play the roles of both a mother as well as a father. This is the most difficult aspect of being a single mom apart from the financial challenges. You have to pamper your precious children as a mother and also scold them like a father when they go wrong.
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Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfu..ing business bi..., you lil' stupid bi... , dumb teacher bi..., 2+2 not knowin' what the fu.. it is bich, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot a.. bi..., long titty no nipple havin' a.. bich! An the crazy shit its my friends in the background OHHHH OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT ' HAVE NO NIPPLES! Igot suspended an an asswhoopin' when I got home my mom said I told you to say 2 cuss words your said... 76 of em.
Kevin Hart
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Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
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Girl, you know your daddy's home.
Sean Paul
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I'm a real home girl.
Lisa Snowdon
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More and more couples are having this negotiation or discussion, but I'm still amazed at the number who aren't and where the cultural norm sort of kicks in and they just assume that mom's got to be the one who stays home, not dad.
James Levine
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Mom got a new whip so she could scoop me. A year ago, I ain't have no hoopty. Four story home, gotta climb eight set of stairs. Just to see where my fu..ing roof be.
Tyler The Creator
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