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I Wasnt That Drunk Dude! Quotes & Sayings
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I'll make a nice mom one day, drunk people are good practice.
Unknown
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I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
Jersey Shore
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana
Glee
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With true friends... even water drunk together is sweet enough.
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Babies are like innocent, little drunk people, pissing and shitting and puking wherever the fu.. they want.
Unknown
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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Ambrose Bierce
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An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin
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If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while
Joseph Schenck
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Drunk on the cock, never been harder. We light things up like a fu..ing fire starter.
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I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants
Hollywood Undead
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So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed. We're just having fun, we don't care who sees.
Wiz Khalifa
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Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana
Glee
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Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.
Mark Goddard
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It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
Shirley MacLaine
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I was so delirious that I drank a glass of water, thought it wine and got glorious drunk.
Will M Cook
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton
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I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.
Nick Faldo
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman
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